What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

Me : No

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

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Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

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Me (a little confused) : I don't know

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

He : Then let's have some coffee

Are there any more 'nun' jokes?

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

Me : Thank you.

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

What shouldn't you Google?

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

He : Tea ?

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Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

Me : I don't drink coffee also

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By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

What are incels doing wrong?

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

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Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

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I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

What is one thing which you cannot stop however hard you try?

He : I'm 24.

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

Trump always acts like he was forced to be president, that he was chosen by God. Why do we put up with this? This maniac can't focus and get his mind off of being asskissed like an emperor.

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

Me : Because it's month of August.

He : So, are you seeing someone?

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

Me : Sure.

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

Me : I don't drink